Nigerians can run for their lives! Why?
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I am reminded of the saying: 'Everybody wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to die" when people virtually freak out at the slightest noise. A spark, a gunshot, an accident can cause a stir and make people run for safety without thinking twice. Life is very precious and besides, it is just one life so why won't one cherish it? But wait...isn't it a Nigerian thing that we are known how to run for our lives at the slightest scare?
This week had been quite eventful. One of the events that was quite striking though was a fire scare. In the course of this week, as I journeyed back home from a stressful day at work in a 'danfo' bus, the last thing on my mind was death but what happened got me thinking about it.
While I was engrossed with the soothing music from my headphones, the conductor was busy 'shadowing' his passengers. The bus seat that was designed to accommodate four people, had five of us packed together. To make matters worse, the fat man by my side sat with his full weight, opened his legs wide and spread his arms like a king as if he was on his throne.
"Oga, Please adjust... "I politely said to him, hoping he would do the needful.
Thankfully, he adjusted a bit and a bit I heaved a sigh of relief. The journey home inside the bus was meant to last 45 minutes or so. It was not so comfortable but I decided to endure, I after all in no time I would get to my bus-stop.
And then, traffic showed its ugly head and the bus got quite stuffy. Then the bus made a turn into a dusty road to beat this traffic, and from nowhere we heard:
'Fire! Fire!! Fire!!! "From an unidentified person up to this moment.
That was how everyone started scampering without verifying the cause for alarm. There was no time to form James Bond moves or act CIA agent. It was quite a struggle to get out of the bus, passengers were pushing, jumping over others. Those who were impatient sought another alternative and flew out through the bus window! The conductor of the bus was the first to run for his life! He left his passengers to sought themselves out. And where was I during the whole incident? Still inside the bus? Your guess is as good as mine.
Just imagine, it was later discovered that it was a wave of dust that was the supposed fire outbreak. And where was the false witness, he had disappeared into thin air otherwise he would have received the beating of his life to reset his brain to stop playing pranks on people.
That's how bus loaded with people; both young and old alike got pranked. As annoying as it was, it was funny. All passengers re-entered the bus after confirming that they were fooled and we started laughing at ourselves.
This reminds me of two other scenarios. One was during my undergraduate days. I was in the company of my course mates, chatting all the way as we headed for lectures on the popular tech road in University. The next thing, we saw a group of students running towards us, without thinking my friends and I followed suit. We all ran for our lives without asking what was going on?
Different things came to mind that suggested worst case scenarios. Who knows maybe the lion in the zoo had escaped? Or were cultists displaying? Or did a Masquerade go loose? These and many more worst imagined scenarios crossed my mind at that instant.
It was embarrassing when we later discovered that they were running because they wanted to get the available limited seats in the lecture room. And my friend and I didn't bother to know what was wrong, we just joined them to run away!
The other scenario was on day one at the Lagos Fashion Design Week show. During the introduction of one of the designer's collection, the lighting started to spark. While I was still observing and trying to understand if the situation was very critical, my colleague had already disappeared. Funny enough, we sat at distance from the stage where the lighting was sparking. So if it was going to be so bad, the people close to the stage were likely to be much affected. But those of us that were far off were the ones to 'pick race' first.
As the lighting continued to spark, the hall started getting scattered with everyone trying to get out at the same time. Few minutes later, it was announced that the lighting issue, which was a minor issue had been sorted out. So I picked my phone to call my colleague to inform her. Imagine! She was already outside the venue by the gate, ready to go home. According to her, she cannot risk her life for her job when she has a loving family and glorious future!
Life is precious. Nobody wants to die yet we desire to go to heaven, true! How about understanding situations before following ones impulse? Sometimes, the very things we run away from could be endangering.Other times, it might just be a charade! What do you think?