The Law of Ebola



Actually thought Ebola was another slang like the popular Doro bucci,a song popularized by the Marvins crew. Those who wanted to feel fly  added the prefix "Doro" to their names e.g DoroSandra,DoroPeter and so on.It would not have been bad to use Ebola also as a prefix too(now that's a joke),but not until it was discovered to be another deadly disease without cure. Ebola disease has been trending and no one would say that he/she is not aware of its presence. Even the common man/woman in the streets knows the virus is ,its symptoms and preventive measures .

Reports show that Ebola has been discovered as far back in 1967 but it is rather  unfortunate to have resurfaced into recent times. The news went viral of a Liberian diplomat who suffered from the Ebola virus on a mission to Nigeria before passing away. The hospital that he was even admitted had to be shut down as part of preventive measures to control the spread of the virus. People have been raising alarm over the outbreak of this dreaded disease.Trust social media to keep one updated!Some people would want to capitalize on this,particularly herbalists who claim to have the cure for Ebola virus. The government has warned the public to avoid patronizing such people, because if caught, both customer and service provider would be made to face the wrath of the law.

 Ebola virus has hit the commodity market particularly that of sanitizers,disinfectants,medicated soaps,antiseptics and bitter kola in the sense that their the demands for these has tripled. Some people have resorted to traditional means of driving away diseases through the chewing of bitter kola. While sanitizers and the likes are doing well in the market during this period,others commodities are experiencing sharp decline such as bush meat,suya and kilichin.Even commercial sex workers too are affected.Ebola virus spells bad business for them.

 People are afraid to rub each other in the bus or cabs for the fear of contacting Ebola through body fluids such as sweats. They rarely give hugs and hand shakes.It has been minimized to only salutations.Suddenly everyone has become suspicious of their neighbour.Any one who is ill would be diagnosed with Ebola virus before getting to the hospital.Couples are being chaste and there is no room for infidelity-a good thing if you ask me. I was surprised when at the bank that bankers have started wearing hand gloves to carry out operations.
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 The law of Ebola states that there would be an increase in the purchase of antiseptics(and the likes) and a decrease in the purchase of bush meat(and the likes). It also states that couple would stay loyal to each other and human contact would be reduced to the barest minimum.#NeedISayMore#KeepCalmAndStaySafe
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